Rockin' Around the Christmas tree---with Ali Z
Hey all you Kitties and Pups, its me, Santa Claws fillin' in for Ali Z this week.
I don't know where she is, she's one busy cat, but she asked me to stop by and take care of the Christmas business today.
OK, Gang, first thing we gotta know is who wants what for Christmas. All you have to do is fill out a comment and let me
know and you can be sure you're gonna get it. Now some of you big pups, you Sibes and Mals, your gonna want sleds and heavy gear like that. Well, just forget it. Stick with foodables, small toys and easily transported things.
I am not that big guy from the North Pole (brrrr, who'd wanna live there) so I am fresh out of elves and funny looking little helpers, I gotta do the whole deal myself and it isn't easy, so keep that in mind when you are making your list, keep it short, two or three items should be enough for anybody. .
If you plan to leave out treetz for me, well, thats fine, but lose the milk and cookies. I will prefer tiny sardines (can opened please) and a saucer with just a wee drop of good brandy to keep me warm!
Oh, and the dogs, just so I don't alarm them toooo much when I come in, it works best if you just keep them kenneled or caged for the night. I mean, I have a lot to do, and don't want to have to try and convince some
noisy barker that I am goodness itself. They also tend to snarf up my sardines and brandy which is a disappointment to me and not so good for them either.
So thats how it works, and if we all cooperate everything should be fine. If I somehow should miss you , well, there is always next year, right?
Sooo, you better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I'm tellin' you why, Santy Cat is comin' to town. See you at Christmas! whoooooohooooo!