Hey all you Kitties and Pups, its me, Santa Claws fillin' in for Ali Z this week.
I don't know where she is, she's one busy cat, but she asked me to stop by and take care of the Christmas business today.
OK, Gang, first thing we gotta know is who wants what for Christmas. All you have to do is fill out a comment and let me
know and you can be sure you're gonna get it. Now some of you big pups, you Sibes and Mals, your gonna want sleds and heavy gear like that. Well, just forget it. Stick with foodables, small toys and easily transported things.
I am not that big guy from the North Pole (brrrr, who'd wanna live there) so I am fresh out of elves and funny looking little helpers, I gotta do the whole deal myself and it isn't easy, so keep that in mind when you are making your list, keep it short, two or three items should be enough for anybody. .
If you plan to leave out treetz for me, well, thats fine, but lose the milk and cookies. I will prefer tiny sardines (can opened please) and a saucer with just a wee drop of good brandy to keep me warm!
Oh, and the dogs, just so I don't alarm them toooo much when I come in, it works best if you just keep them kenneled or caged for the night. I mean, I have a lot to do, and don't want to have to try and convince some
noisy barker that I am goodness itself. They also tend to snarf up my sardines and brandy which is a disappointment to me and not so good for them either.
So thats how it works, and if we all cooperate everything should be fine. If I somehow should miss you , well, there is always next year, right?
Sooo, you better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I'm tellin' you why, Santy Cat is comin' to town. See you at Christmas! whoooooohooooo!
Happy Howlidays,
Santa Claws!
21 comments:
Fear not FurryFeline...
I'll be in Mom's bedroom...
In my spot on the floor...
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
I want some Zukes, and a Nina Ottoson toy, Maisie doesn't even know what she wants cause this is her first Christmas. I think she might need a jacket, being from Alabama and all.
your pal, Morgan
Dear Santa Cat
We would like some nice treats - anything you can spare - we know you have a lot of dogs and cats to get round.
Bailey would also like a new ball as she ate the last one.
We will try to be good and not chase you - the main thing is not to run.
We are OK with cats that stand still and just sort of stare at us.
If they run though we cant help ourselves and we dont have an indoor kennel.
We would feel bad if we ate Santa Cat.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx
Hi Santa
Wow. I get to choose? Well we already know about the coat issue. But foodables would be great! Can you deliver fried liver down the chimney? Or kidney would be fine too. I don't mind if it's gone cold...And I promise I won't bite, as I am quite deaf so likely will not hear you come in (my days as a watchdog are long gone).
Cheers, H.
Foodables? OK-how about some fresh groundhog? Just bring some in a box and I will pick out the one I want-kinda like a lobster tank if you get my drift.
Just tryin' to catch up on my blog visits and wishin' you a very Merry Christmas.
Chester ;0=)
Hey there Santa Kitty!
You promised!?! I can get what I want!?! Here's what I really wish for.....A CHANCE TO CHASE A KITTY!
Mom won't let me and I am nearly 10yrs old. It is my life's mission! Can you perhaps grant me this...to chase you up the tree...or even catch you. I promise not to hurt you...I just want a chance to play catch with a kitty.
Lotsalicks
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA
(ps I've been a good dog all year!)
(PPS please send our greetings and love to Ali-Z and Stella's mom too)
I am afraid of Santy cat.
Slobbers,
mango
Stumpy wants her very own santy claws to play with! Maybe Stella can teach ehr to play nice...
We, the Labraduo from Colorado, want happiness and health for our family and friends.
And, if you can't manage that one (it's a tall order, we know), we'd love 300 lbs of grass-fed beef. Ooops, we forgot, we already have that down in the freezer.
Hmmmm, we're so happy that we can't think of anything. But, we'll leave the sardines out for you. Now, how will we explain to our young nephews that Santa Paws loves sardines more than milk and cookies?
Sardines and brandy, eh??? Sounds good to me, Ozzie. Care to share? I'll make sure the big gold woofer is out of the xmas big room - it'll just be you and me Santy Cat! Can't wait!
Hugs xo
Ozzie
hello santa claws its dennis the vizsla dog hay ummmmmm can yoo git me off the nawty list??? thanks ok bye
Dear Santa Cat,
We all want lots of toys and treats. We'll eat anything, and Tsar wants lots of snow, at least six inches and we all want Samba to get well.
The Porties
Dear Santa Cat,
We have been very good pups all year. What we really want is some snow. We see that Stella sent some to the Thundering Herd. We are a lot closer, can she send us some too? From Santa Cat, can we ask you for some nice big beef bones? Well, as big as you can carry. We are trying to be very nice to you.
Woos, Thunder and Phantom
Pee Ess - we would really like a new puppy but that might be asking for too much:)
Oh that is so cute.. We just need a nice stick for Xmas.. Heeler's aren't to fussy as to size..
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
I'd like a new collar and some tasty salmon treats please! Also, we do not have a chimney so I hope you can still get in.
I still want World Peace, a balanced budget and lots of new squeaky toys.
Thanks, Santa Cat
Kisses,
Stella
I will be leaving you anything you want! I wouldn't want to mess with Santa Cat!
Well Santa claws. I does want a lot of things, mostly I would like to be able to open all the presents that everyone gets cos that be the most funnest part.
Pepe would like a wubba cos he tried to steal the one I sent to GJ. I would like lots of squeaky noisy toys that i can shake about!!
Penny says she just wants some peace and quiet.
~lickies, Ludo
Dear Santa Claws, if you bring me longer legs so I don't freeze my keester off when going to the bathroom in deep snow, I promise not to bark at you when you break into my house on Christmas Eve.
Luv,
Frozen Cloudsicle
PS. If that's not possible, I will take a nice stuffie I can gut and turn inside out. Preferably a squirrel.
Foodables....any kind????
CHEETOS...Just one case, I am not greedy or anything (no Daddy you can NOT have any!!)
Smileys!
Dory
PeeEss...it would be nice to get Dennis off of the naughty list. HE is just a misunderstood Viszla dog...
I will try to get my mom to abide by all of these rules. Luckily the furry beasts are always in the bedroom with the humans for sleeping and the door is shut, so you can have the run of the house.
Meow,
Wilbur
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