6.15.2009

Its me, Ali Zophia!


Meow all you Kitties and Pups:
Nobody's got anything to say today, Stella is out barking at something, and Mom is busy sewing. I always have something to talk about.
When I read the dog blogs, I am always just amazed at how many people have dogs over cats! The dogs are usually endless trouble, pulling on the leash, running away, snitching food they are not supposed to have, getting sick over it, getting in fights, tearing up furniture, endless things like that!
Now me, I am an indoor cat, I like to take naps, to sit in the various windows in our house, to play with my toys, to eat and drink. Just a nice peaceful life, no trouble to anyone. Oh, sometimes I have to come get my Mom and take her to my room to show her my food dish is empty, but she always says Oh Ali Z, were you hungry and then she fills it right up to the top! She also keeps my litter box clean. Is that too much to ask? I don't think so.
You dogs could learn a lot from us cats, but you just seem to like TROUBLE too much. If you want to learn how to control your propensity toward trouble, just ask me, its easy and I can help you out. Not that I want to, or anything.
Have a Happy week all you Good Kitties and Pups,
Meow,
Ali Zophia

17 comments:

Life With Dogs said...

Interesting observations. Since cats are so cool, would you like to take an extra one off of our hands? Sure, he's a little strange...

Paco....Milo and mom..Simona said...

Great post sweet AliZ!!!!!!!
why you don't use one day a week to show us (crazy dogs) how we can be sooooooooooooo judicious like you????
have a relaxing day our wonderful cat friend!!!!!
We love you soooooooooooooo much!!!
MIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

The Army of Four said...

What's your mom sewing, Ali Z? Will we get to see?! Do you help her at all?
Play bows,
Zim

The 'splorin' Wolfies said...

well Ali-Z you raise some valid points. aren't you a bit brain damaged though? hehehe!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

My opinion is that humans just don't want their cats to blog because if all the cats had a network on the internet, there would be no stopping us!

Meow,
Wilbur

Hamish Westie said...

Well Ali Zophia, I'm afraid I shall have to take issue with your claim that cats are no trouble. I'm not doubting for one minute that you yourself are as sweet as pie, but I am sorry to say the same is not true for all your fellow pussies. As I know to my cost, having one been given a nose bleed by a not so friendly and definitely troublesome neighbour of the feline persuasion.....
Cheers! H.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Pffffffffffffffffffffft!


Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Beckett said...

Don't knock it till you've tried it, Ali Z!

Beckett

The OP Pack said...

Well, we do have a few cat furiends and we do like a lot of what they tell us about their lives, but we would never be happy if we didn't get to go out and find something fun to do, even if the bipeds don't think so well of it.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Rufus, Indie (and Anita) said...

You are right! There are a lot of doggies and no kitties! Discrimination!!!
We love cats!
Kisses
Rufus and Indie

Tracey and Huffle said...

Very wise words Ali Z.

Huffle Mawson

♥Mimi♥ said...

Not all of us have just dogs. I have four kitties that I ♥ like crazy! BTW, you certainly are a sweet little kitty and I think your momma ought to have you right on her lap when she is working on her computer☺

Lorenza said...

Hi, Ali Z!
You have to admit that we have very interesting lifes!
Trouble? Nah!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Princess Eva and Brice said...

i have to admit that there are times that Momma says that cats would be so much easier.

princess eva

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

Hi Ali Zophia. Its Josie and Laura - Morgan and Maisies kitties. Dogs are trouble. last week they ran around growling and snapping at each other and told us they had rabies! check the blog, its a scarey picture! then we find out its some kind of stupid dog play. Geez!!

CAM said...

MAX SAYS...
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! mmmmmWOOOF! Woof! WRUFF! WRUFF!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

HELLO ALI ZOPHIA, THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. DENNIS TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD MENTIONED ME HERE BUT I SEE THAT YOU JUST MEAN TROUBLE IN THE GENERAL SENSE OF MISCHIEF AND NOT ME SPECIFICALLY. PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO BEAT DENNIS UP FOR GIVING ME INCORRECT INFORMATION. PURR PURR PURR.