She asked me to fill in for her for last week, and all I had to do was take orders from you pups and kitties for Christmas. And I did.
Although a couple of them were kind of creepy, like Bailey and Martha in Scotland just wanted me to stand still, if they caught me comin' in, and not run away. Otherwise they'd get excited and chase me. Forget that, Basset Hounds!
Then Max in South Africa said all he wanted to do was chase me, he has always wanted to chase a cat but his Mom wouldn't let him. He said he wouldn't hurt me. Get real, Max, this is not fun and games night, this is serious gift delivery. Unless you change your mind and control yourself, I might have to cross you off my list. Think about that!
Anyway, back to my question, has anyone seen Ali Z? I don't want to do this job all by myself.
We did help Dennis the Vizsla dog by removing him from the naughty list, but he doesn't seem to know it yet. Those Hungarian dogs are a little different, aren't they?
By the way, Dory, the little girl who wanted a whole carton of Cheetos, was on Zoolatry's advent calendar today with her brother Bilbo at http://zoolatry.blogspot.com/. They got a cute new baby over there too. No, not Dory, but the Zoolatry people. I did get a case of Cheetos but I have tapped into a bag, I am just a nervous eater and believe me, with Ali Z, I seem to have a lot to be nervous about. Dory, you will get enough!
OK, thats all for now. Anyone sighting Ali Z is to let me know immediately. Anyone have any questions or requests, nows the time.
Meowy Christmas,
Santa Claws
18 comments:
My suspicion is that Ali Z, being, like me, of an enquiring nature, is hiding her head in shame, having read an article in the latest issue of New Scientist magazine, which purports to prove SCIENTIFICALLY that Dogs are smarter than Cats!
Cheers! H.
PS see http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427381.200-dogs-vs-cats-the-great-pet-showdown.html?full=true
We haven't seen Ali Z around here, but with ten dogs, it's probably wise for cats to keep away.
Although we'd all appreciate some toys and treats for Christmas, our big wish is for Samba to get well. Can you help us with that?
It's okay Stella that you ate some of Dory's Cheetos - I'm sure Ali Z will return soon - probably doing some shopping fur her big sister ho ho ho! Meanwhile, you are doing a great job! Thanks for keeping the column going! Did not know about your connextion with Dennis - just left a comment over there! Wellwellwell!
Hugs xo
Sammie
An Answer for Sue:
I'm very sorry that your Samba dog is sick. I have never tried doing medical cures but if I don't feel well my personal favorite thing is
to eat sardines at least four times a day. Be sure and lick up all the oil in the can. Try it, it can't hurt, the dog will like it and it will give a nice oder to your home.
Best I can do, are you sure you don't know where Ali Z is?
Santa Claws
An Answer for Hamish:
That is a great article Hamish, although I thought it was sort of sad we dogs only won by one point.
I also feel in the section about health, that cats are very perceptive about human illness, and can determine when a person is having a stroke or seizure. Nothing was mentioned of that. The comments are very long and I only had time to read a few but I'm going to go back and look some more!
Thanks for sending.
Kisses, Stella
Gosh I hope nothing bad has happened to Ali Z!
We haven't seen Ali Z. anywhere but if you check our blog tomorrow, you will see there was a stranger in our house.
Woos, Thunder and Phantom
She didn't get here YET!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
We have no IDEA where the cat is, where do cats go? what do they do??
We're still waiting for her to visit us! R requests that he be removed from the naughty list too! He's worried about coal in his stocking...
And, K requests that Ali Z make R behave himself. She's worried that his pranks will affect her stocking too!
I will keep my eyes open for AliZ. Maybe she came to help with the constructions on my front porch.
Slobbers,
Mango
hello santa claws its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav ben owt of pokket laytly becuz i wuz in prizzin and also i dont hav pokkets but i wil try to confirm that i am off the nawty list and maybe we can abort owr rayd on santas kompyooters!!! ok bye
Ali Z? Nope, haven't seen her.
Not anywhere...
**looks around**
**sniff** I MISS THAT CAT!!! **wipes away a tear**
COME BACK, ALI!!!
Luv,
Cloud
Don't worry we will soon find Ali Z with our superior sniffing skills.
We are starting in Scotland and will soon be with you.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx
We think we saw Ali in Santa's workshop helping make toys...
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
oh dear, a missing Ali Z, that no good, no good at all. I will look out for her. Perhaps she hopped on a flight to go visit Huffle?
~lickies, Ludo
Can you please tell Stella that I think that her thing that she said means that I has to be nice on the inside to be proper nice on the outside? Do you thinks I am?
~lickies, Ludo
Santa, maybe you could send Rudolph to find Ali Z. I'm pretty sure that Rudolph, with his nose so bright, can find Ali Z tonight!
Kat
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