Where is She???
She asked me to fill in for her for last week, and all I had to do was take orders from you pups and kitties for Christmas. And I did.
Although a couple of them were kind of creepy, like Bailey and Martha in Scotland just wanted me to stand still, if they caught me comin' in, and not run away. Otherwise they'd get excited and chase me. Forget that, Basset Hounds!
Then Max in South Africa said all he wanted to do was chase me, he has always wanted to chase a cat but his Mom wouldn't let him. He said he wouldn't hurt me. Get real, Max, this is not fun and games night, this is serious gift delivery. Unless you change your mind and control yourself, I might have to cross you off my list. Think about that!
Anyway, back to my question, has anyone seen Ali Z? I don't want to do this job all by myself.
We did help Dennis the Vizsla dog by removing him from the naughty list, but he doesn't seem to know it yet. Those Hungarian dogs are a little different, aren't they?
By the way, Dory, the little girl who wanted a whole carton of Cheetos, was on Zoolatry's advent calendar today with her brother Bilbo at http://zoolatry.blogspot.com/. They got a cute new baby over there too. No, not Dory, but the Zoolatry people. I did get a case of Cheetos but I have tapped into a bag, I am just a nervous eater and believe me, with Ali Z, I seem to have a lot to be nervous about. Dory, you will get enough!
OK, thats all for now. Anyone sighting Ali Z is to let me know immediately. Anyone have any questions or requests, nows the time.