11.21.2009

Okay, Okay!!!


I know when I have had a bad idea and will own up to it.  I thought maybe lots of dogs did damage to their homes and would like to brag about it, but only a few did and as usual Dennis the Vizsla is the hands-down winner.  He did about 400elevenseven million dollars worth of damage to his house and furniture (and they kept him, what love!) and no body else is much admitting to doing damage or monetary value.    Dogs write and say, sorry, I just don't do that kind of thing, or they do little things but not any more.  So we will cancel this little exercise and give Dennis the prize ( he must have a whole wall covered with them by now) as the Champeen Furniture Ruinator of All Time.  The prize will be on its way to you sometime later than now.  Here is a picture of Dennis contemplating what might be next on his agenda.  One thing though, Dennis has a blog that is more fun than anything, you can write imaginative comments and just have lots of laughs!  By the way, here is Dennis' winning entry:

                      hello stella its dennis the vizsla dog ummm ok heer is an estimat of the stuff wot i hav allejedly destroyd!!!

lether chayse lowndj wot cost about $3,000
lether sofa wot cost about $1,800
a windo seet wot cost nuthing on akkownt of it kaym with the howse
a ikea chair and futstool wot cost about $200
a futstul frum the kompany store (i think) wot cost about $80
almost evry pillo and blanket in the howse wot probly cost oh i dont no $150 all together
stuffeez but those dont kownt
the eksternal hard drive for mamas kompyooter wot cost about $100
i tried to destroy mamas ipod tutch but it wuz tuffer then it luks howevr i did manadj to dent it
a wire krate wot cost nothing on akkownt of sumwun gayv it to mama and dada for free
oh i forgot i also destroyd at leest haf a duzzen payrs of mamas shooz and varyus artikuls of her klothing!!! but mama buyz cheep shooz from faymus futware so that hardly kownts!!! oh and also the subjekt of the email shud be stuf wot i allejedly destroyd!!!! ok bye

ummm i feel like i am forgitting sum stuf but yoo no how hard it is to keep trak of theez things wen yoo dont rite them down!!! but i gess that is enu for now wot is that like $5,300 wurth of stuf??? thats a smal price to play for the plezzhur of my kompany dont yoo think??? ok bye  Dennis

For the small time furniture chewer, you must be an inspiration, Dennis.  You would be for me, Dennis, but, uh, I just don't do that kind of thing!

Next time I come up with an idea like this, somebody STOP ME, please!

Kisses,
Stella

23 comments:

Mack and Sally Ann said...

I think you had a good idea.
Sally Ann

Beckett said...

Oh, Stella, I would have entered but I know my shenanigans cause you such pain. But I am but a Padawan compared to that Dennis.

He is a master! A guru! A true inspiration! A role model! An artiste!

Not that I'm thinking about apprenticing myself to him or anything. That might remind Mom about the time we destroyed the blogging machine...

Beckett

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

What a great post. Mom doesn't feel so bad now...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

Phew! That Dennis is something else!

The day my breeders handed me over to #1, they showed her the inside of their car, are rather what remained of the seats that had been chewed up by my mummy! She was a little concerned but I turned out to be a little angel who loves chomping on wooden sticks rather than furniture!

Woofs,
Tommy

Aniemother said...

Hahaha... Well you might not have had too many contestants, Stella, but you sure have a deserving winner!

Big kisses,
Bajas

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

I thought it was a good idea. I don't think anybody would of beat Dennis anyhow, so he is without a doubt the deserving winner.
your pal, Morgan

The Thundering Herd said...

So sorry - we should have entered, but we thought so many people had already read about our, er, classic moment.

http://tinyurl.com/5mcz3r

Though we certainly Dennis for his thoroughness.

Huffle Mawson said...

There was nothing wrong with your idea Stella. I think a lot of pups are just not admitting their sins!

KB said...

Dennis's human needs to write a book, like the "Marley and Me" author. In his acknowledgments, he says that the pay-off from the book has more than paid for every bit of damage that Marley did. That line cracked me up!

Deborah said...

Holy Cow! That's a lot of stuff!
I hope Dennis the Viszla has stopped!
Have a nice weekend!

The OP Pack said...

Who would want to compete with Dennis - he so deserves to win!!! it was a great idea, Stella. And we think the Thundering Herd would be a good second.

Woos, the OP Pack

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Stella,
Your idea was great!! Dennis is a well-deserving winner no doubt!! (My mom is somewhat 'glad' that the damages that Hershey and I did were considered 'minimanl' compared to what Dennis did!! Heehee)

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Mom and I will nevFUR evFUR furget Dennis's Window Seat post!

NEVFUR!

Khongrats!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello stella its dennis the vizsla dog hay thank yoo it is an onner to win this kontest!!! i hav no ideea why dada is off in the korner softly sobbing wen after all he likes to say evrywun needs a skil mine just happins to be beeing in the visinitee of misteeryus destrukshun!!! oh and also flyball!!! ok bye

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stella!
Of course Dennis is the best!
I knew it!
I am not a destroyer and that its not because I don't want to be... its not easy to do bad things when you have a pair of eyes on you 24/7!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mango said...

Dennis is one of a kind.

Slobbers,
Mango

Martha and Bailey said...

You could only love Dennis! Besides sometimes humans have too much clutter - we are sure that Dennis has helped his humans towards minimalist living - so really they are lucky to have him!
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

Joe Stains said...

I bow in the presence of greatness. WOW! We <3 Dennis!

Dory and the Mama said...

I think it was a great contest...We would have never found out how much stuff Dennis "allegedly" destroyed and Mama would not be laughing so hard now with out it!!

Congrats Dennis!!
Smileys!
Dory

The Army of Four said...

Oh..... my........

Love,
Ammy

Hamish Westie said...

Wow that Dennis is an impressive fellow! I guess just the thought of having to compete with the likes of him put some of us off entering the contest. But it was a great idea Stella, please don't be put off thinking up new ideas. And I love reading posts that make me look well-behaved in comparison!
Cheers,
H.

River said...

I should have been checking your blog! I have a few things I've shredded in the past year and my mom has documented it. Beagles are famous for chewing--esp trash diving. Of course, nobody would have beaten Dennis!

love & wags,
River

Tee said...

Whoa! Now that's a real champion funiture ruinator! We've chewed on mom's furniture but never to such extent! :p Sometimes we thinks the Chief's got eyes at the back of her head ... we almost always get caught red paw-ded :-p

Licks and wags

The Dog Woods Pack