Dennis the Vizsla is the hands-down winner. He did about 400elevenseven million dollars worth of damage to his house and furniture (and they kept him, what love!) and no body else is much admitting to doing damage or monetary value. Dogs write and say, sorry, I just don't do that kind of thing, or they do little things but not any more. So we will cancel this little exercise and give Dennis the prize ( he must have a whole wall covered with them by now) as the Champeen Furniture Ruinator of All Time. The prize will be on its way to you sometime later than now. Here is a picture of Dennis contemplating what might be next on his agenda. One thing though, Dennis has a blog that is more fun than anything, you can write imaginative comments and just have lots of laughs! By the way, here is Dennis' winning entry:
hello stella its dennis the vizsla dog ummm ok heer is an estimat of the stuff wot i hav allejedly destroyd!!!
lether chayse lowndj wot cost about $3,000
lether sofa wot cost about $1,800
a windo seet wot cost nuthing on akkownt of it kaym with the howse
a ikea chair and futstool wot cost about $200
a futstul frum the kompany store (i think) wot cost about $80
almost evry pillo and blanket in the howse wot probly cost oh i dont no $150 all together
stuffeez but those dont kownt
the eksternal hard drive for mamas kompyooter wot cost about $100
i tried to destroy mamas ipod tutch but it wuz tuffer then it luks howevr i did manadj to dent it
a wire krate wot cost nothing on akkownt of sumwun gayv it to mama and dada for free
oh i forgot i also destroyd at leest haf a duzzen payrs of mamas shooz and varyus artikuls of her klothing!!! but mama buyz cheep shooz from faymus futware so that hardly kownts!!! oh and also the subjekt of the email shud be stuf wot i allejedly destroyd!!!! ok bye
ummm i feel like i am forgitting sum stuf but yoo no how hard it is to keep trak of theez things wen yoo dont rite them down!!! but i gess that is enu for now wot is that like $5,300 wurth of stuf??? thats a smal price to play for the plezzhur of my kompany dont yoo think??? ok bye Dennis
For the small time furniture chewer, you must be an inspiration, Dennis. You would be for me, Dennis, but, uh, I just don't do that kind of thing!
Next time I come up with an idea like this, somebody STOP ME, please!