I don't have my homework because . . .

My dog peed on it or because my dog ate it!  Teachers get these excuses all the time. But we think it is crummy that kids and maybe even some adults use US nobel creatures for their excuses.  But whats this?

We were reading Time magazine and in the Verbatim section it said this:

SOMETIMES THE DOG DOES EAT YOUR HOMEWORK

Phil Malone, director of the cyberlaw clinic at Harvard University,

explaining that viruses can deposit illegal nasty content

on the computers of unwitting victims, causing innocent people

to be branded as users of this stuff.

What could be worse than this!  Blaming Dogs for it, thats what!

Try blaming bad peoples for it who do naughty things like this.

I know some cats who might do it, but I don't know of even

one dog who would.

Can we sue Harvard U for defamation of characters?

I think we should!

Think about it!

Kisses,

Stella