I don't have my homework because . . .

My dog peed on it or because my dog ate it!  Teachers get these excuses all the time. But we think it is crummy that kids and maybe even some adults use US nobel creatures for their excuses.  But whats this?
We were reading Time magazine and in the Verbatim section it said this:

Phil Malone, director of the cyberlaw clinic at Harvard University,
explaining that viruses can deposit illegal nasty content
on the computers of unwitting victims, causing innocent people
to be branded as users of this stuff.

What could be worse than this!  Blaming Dogs for it, thats what!
Try blaming bad peoples for it who do naughty things like this.
I know some cats who might do it, but I don't know of even
one dog who would.

Can we sue Harvard U for defamation of characters?

I think we should!

Think about it!



Martha and Bailey said...

We agree with you Stella, this sort of thing gives a dog a bad name!
We have never eaten anyone's homework!
Let's sue......
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxxx

Deborah said...

Tell you what, my dogs have never eaten homework..not yet anyways!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

That's just a nonsense headline. Everyone knows that dogs only run Puppy Linux!

Huffle Mawson said...

I do not think we should be blaming cats either.

KB said...

Actually, my dog recently ate (or mostly shredded) a bill from the dentist. The office staff certainly had a good laugh over it and didn't hesitate to sent us a new one!

The OP Pack said...

WE cannot allow such abuse.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I should have gotten here beFUR Huffle!

I say blame the khats!


Sue said...

We're with you!! We're tired of being blamed when humans do stupid or careless or mean things. It's time they took responsibility for their own actions as a species.

The Thundering Herd said...

Sure - all you need is an attorney at claw.

Mango said...

Well, sometimes the dog does eat the homework. I'm just sayin. But those virus hackers are the worst.


Tanuki Maxx said...

Homework? what's dat? never had the chance, mommy kept hers high up for me to reach..


Lorenza said...

I agree too!
Blame the dog, blame the dog... not fair at all!
Kisses and hugs

Joe Stains said...

Where do I sign, I totally agree!!