Hello Pups and Kitties: Today is an angry day for me. I got up this morning, had breakfast, went outside and came back in only to find my Tricks Cards are GONE. I left them in the livingroom on the floor, where I always put them. This picture is me, asking my Mom where they went to.
She says she doesn't have any idea, and that she didn't take them. So, that means that Ali Z, that evil little cat, took them off and hidded them. Oh, she is so bad. She hasn't turned up yet this morning, but when she does, she is in bad trouble with me. Of course, she is so sneaky, she could hide out for two weeks and I would never find her. She knows how to jump on high things, like cupboards and bookcases and she can sit there silently, not moving and you would never even know she was there. I would save up every nickel I could ever find to send her to Huffle in Australia, or that sawing in half thing doesn't sound bad either. No, Huffle would be better and not nearly so messy. My Mom doesn't like messes.
So maybe I asked her one too many times to help me learn the tricks. It wouldn't hurt her to do that and anybody knows she doesn't have one other thing to do in this world, except eat and poop and sleep.
You haven't heard the end of this! I'm gonna get her and get my cards back. She has probably poked holes in them with her sharp little fangs, but I'm gonna get them!
Stella the Angry