My Cards Are Gone!

Hello Pups and Kitties: Today is an angry day for me. I got up this morning, had breakfast, went outside and came back in only to find my Tricks Cards are GONE. I left them in the livingroom on the floor, where I always put them. This picture is me, asking my Mom where they went to.

She says she doesn't have any idea, and that she didn't take them. So, that means that Ali Z, that evil little cat, took them off and hidded them. Oh, she is so bad. She hasn't turned up yet this morning, but when she does, she is in bad trouble with me. Of course, she is so sneaky, she could hide out for two weeks and I would never find her. She knows how to jump on high things, like cupboards and bookcases and she can sit there silently, not moving and you would never even know she was there. I would save up every nickel I could ever find to send her to Huffle in Australia, or that sawing in half thing doesn't sound bad either. No, Huffle would be better and not nearly so messy. My Mom doesn't like messes.

So maybe I asked her one too many times to help me learn the tricks. It wouldn't hurt her to do that and anybody knows she doesn't have one other thing to do in this world, except eat and poop and sleep.

You haven't heard the end of this! I'm gonna get her and get my cards back. She has probably poked holes in them with her sharp little fangs, but I'm gonna get them!

Stella the Angry


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Have woo chekhked the litter thingie OR the parsley pot?

PeeEssWoo: If THE KHAT hurts THE KHARDS, I will take matters into my own paws!

Two Greyhound Town said...

Check under the couch. That's a good place to hide things.

The Army of Four said...

Wow. A card-disappearing trick!
Play bows,

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Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

You do look pretty peeved, Stella. (Would that be a "PET peeve?" Hmmm...)

That cat has some 'splaining to do!!!


Hamish Westie said...

Oh Stella, how is it that you manage to be so sweet even when you're angry?
Just forget about the cards and tricks and stuff, I would.
It's too unfair, isn't it, the way cats can jump around and get to places we can't reach...
CHeers, H.

Ludo van Doggy said...

And did you know that Pepe be allowed onto the new sofa and I not!! You so right to be angry. Althoughs I does not think you really *that* angry. I thinks it might be for the best, maybe you can go back to stuffy arranging?
~lickies, Ludo

Aniemother said...

Oh my.. I hope you find them real soon!


Tracey and Huffle said...

I am positive that Ali Z did not take your cards. She certainly didn't mention anything to me about them, and she would have.

Huffle Mawson

Reese =^..^= said...

Have any luck yet??

Mango said...

I think she is marking them so that she can trick your tricks.


The Thundering Herd said...

Are you sure she has all the cards? Because maybe she is not playing with a full deck.


Princess Eva and Brice said...

I think Mango is right! Ali is marking the cards so she can cheat!

Princess Eva

Lorenza said...

Hi, Stella!
So, now is Ali Z who is making tricks!
I hope you get your cards back soon!
Kisses and hugs

Cori said...

Oh my Stella that is some fierce look. I feel sorry for Ali Z.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello stella its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wil bet that the cat tuk yore cards into sum bak room and is playing trick card poker with all the other cats!!! ok bye

Scout 'n Freyja said...

We hope that you find your cards but we also hope that you are kind to your kitty sibling. Cats aren't as smart as dogs sometimes (don't tell them that) so they make mistakes☺

The OP Pack said...

Oh yes, Khyra is right, they must be in the litter box. Would you like us to send you a new deck?

Woos, the OP Pack

Pee Ess, tell Mom not to worry, she really doesn't miss much with Mom babbling away on our walk - she never has anything worthwhile to say.

Joe Stains said...

Uh oh Stella, let me know if you need new cards, we have LOTS here. Mom even has some with dogs on them!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Of course it's the cat. Cats are only bad, never good.