This morning when my Mom opened the door to get the mail, she told me sit and stay like she always does, and I just took off! I ran as fast as I could with Mom calling me and right behind me. She caught me and grabbed my collar to take me home, and I don't know what got into me but I fighted her and took off fast again. A boy was trying to help my Mom but he couldn't catch me either. So my Mom just went home to get the neighbor to help in his car, and she said they drove all around and couldn't find me. So she called the Police and the Vet, and had to go someplace for a little while. When she came home she called the Radio Station and someone had called that they had me. So she got that number and the lady said she had took me to the Slammer! I wound up back in a cage again! So my Mom went to where the Slammer is and made arrangements to get me out. It costed her almost $30 bucks to get me out and let me tell you she is very angry at me, and is barely speaking at me. I don't know what came over me to do such a thing, but I just did it and now I am sorry. But at the time, it just felt so FUN! My Mom said I could have got run over, or in a bad dog fight or somebody would steal me, and she was crying. But now she is just plain mad! So I hope she talks to me at bedtime, but I won't be surprised if she doesn't.
You all don't have to write and tell me what a bad thing I did again, this time was the worst though. I'm gonna be a good girl from here on out and listen to Mom when she tells me what to do.