Tuesday Early!

Okay, this is what it is like. I am being held by my mom, and having a nice time, THEN Stella comes along and sticks her icy nose right on my butt. And then that was so much fun, she is sniffing all up and down my back side and just bugging the daylights out of me. My mom says just let her do it and she will get it out of her system and quit. Well, I have news for you, Mom. She just gets far too excitable for me to want to be anywhere near her person at all. She just doesn't seem to have any control of herself. Maybe its a birth defect or something. But then she looks at my mom with this perfectly innocent look, like she thinks she is soooo misunderstood.
The other night my mom was holding me and brushing my fur (I am a muted Tortie and quite pretty.) and Stella comes up and starts with her sniffing. I turned around and looked at her, and she opened her maw wide and flashed her teeth at me, her TEETH! I was shocked and mom said she was just yawning. Oh yeah, just yawning, thats a good one.
What to do? I just have no idea except maybe to bring a huge cat with big claws in here and let it go after Stella. She might get over her bad ways if somebody gave her a lesson!
My report for this Tuesday.
Ali Zophia


Painter Pack said...

Oh goodness! We don't have any furries like you, cause, well...we would likely eat them. No offense. How about asking Huffle? I'm sure if there is any wisedom to be had, it would come from Huffle!!!! HaRooo rooo rooo!!

Mya Boo Boo

Hamish Westie said...

To give you the benefit of my (hard won) experience. Dogs tend to lose out to cats if it comes to a fight. You cats are just too darn quick!
Hamish Westie.

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Wow, you guys are really making progress! Ali, you are so pretty and that's why Stella wants to sniff you, she wants to be your buddy, you can snuggle up together then (can't wait to see THAT photo!) Don't be scared of the teefs, bet they're not as fierce as yours!
Jo, Burghead is a small town, but it's expanding very quickly!
Slobbers xx

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...



pointerpandemonium said...

Hello! We has a cat too!! We is very scared of her cos she is da boss of da house! Stella will soon learn dat all kitties are the bosses. They snall but mean!
You a pretty kitty too.
Love Scotty the Pointer! xxx

Amber-Mae said...

Oh, I like to stick my nose up my kitty sista's buzzums too! It smells so good!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Ludo van puppy said...

oh dear Ali z. Us dogs just can't help doing sniffings. Stella must think you is very interesting. My cat Pepe used to just smack my head if i sniff him too much and Faline boxes at me which is very scary.
~lickies, Ludo

The Army of Four said...

A pup's got to snoof what a pup's got to snoof! Really!
PS: Did you mom get our mom's email?

Tracey and Huffle said...

Even though he's old and sick, my brother poo-face Salvador is still very mean. I can post him to you if you like, Ali Z.

Huffle Mawson

The OP Pack said...

OH, have no fear, we really think cats just don't understand the language of dogs. Stella just wants to be furiends.

Woos, the OP Pack

Hi! I'm Grace said...

Just stay cool. :)

misskyliem said...

Ali Z- you should give Stella a break... I try to do all those things to my roomie Kiwi too! (There's pictures of Kiwi in my blog, he's all white!)

I don't think you want to hurt her, she's just looking out for you!


Lorenza said...

I don't like someone to sniff my butt either but sure Stella was trying to be friendly!
Kisses and hugs

Joe Stains said...

I don't know if I consider this to be fair reporting, coming from a CAT and all?? I think there might be another side to this story...