Okay, this is what it is like. I am being held by my mom, and having a nice time, THEN Stella comes along and sticks her icy nose right on my butt. And then that was so much fun, she is sniffing all up and down my back side and just bugging the daylights out of me. My mom says just let her do it and she will get it out of her system and quit. Well, I have news for you, Mom. She just gets far too excitable for me to want to be anywhere near her person at all. She just doesn't seem to have any control of herself. Maybe its a birth defect or something. But then she looks at my mom with this perfectly innocent look, like she thinks she is soooo misunderstood.
The other night my mom was holding me and brushing my fur (I am a muted Tortie and quite pretty.) and Stella comes up and starts with her sniffing. I turned around and looked at her, and she opened her maw wide and flashed her teeth at me, her TEETH! I was shocked and mom said she was just yawning. Oh yeah, just yawning, thats a good one.
What to do? I just have no idea except maybe to bring a huge cat with big claws in here and let it go after Stella. She might get over her bad ways if somebody gave her a lesson!
My report for this Tuesday.